Forum member returns after seven-day ban with cat stories and banter

Never had flowers delivered to me before!!!

Hey there, seems I'm jumping in ahead of everyone else to greet your return.

Man that clip really cracks me up! Since I quit stressing over carefully screening sellers I've been stumbling across the most ridiculous clips in ages. Thanks everyone for all these giggles.

Now I should go through everything after your departure from those lively exchanges. What was the extent of your period away?

Glad you're back Mr. Blonde.

Haha that cracked me up, totally love it.

Seven days total, felt just like The Ring. I kept staring at the screen waiting for that pale girl to crawl out of the TV so I'd finally know it was safe to come back.

Mine was a big 23 pounder who loved eating, hunting, and cuddling. I figured why deny him his one simple pleasure when the food was the same every day anyway. Even the pricey diet version just made him eat more. Really miss that guy, he was beautiful. He kind of led me to getting the two brothers I have now, both total cuddle bugs too. I was ready to stop having cats and just travel anytime, but the place felt empty without him, so I'm glad he was my first.

I also had one that hit 23 pounds. He had asthma so he didn't play much and mostly just napped right by the food bowl. We had several cats and he kept stealing from the others. His head was massive on its own, so even without the extra weight he would have been huge.

You didn't even try though? Zippity mentioned unbanning you ahead of schedule.

I really figured that share would turn out bigger.

I can picture it. Opens on someone sitting in a dark wet cave staring at the only light, a tiny screen stuck on the login screen. The person just keeps mumbling about their precious being taken and how they'll get even and get it back. Cracks me up.

Nice signature by the way. This whole thing sounds like a bad trip on mushrooms.

Yay our guy finally got out of prison, Attica! Attica! Attica!

Good to have you back, we missed you. Time to drop a fresh Pep now.

Nothing political, just a total mess. And don't say that name three times or you never know what happens.

Nope, wasn't sure if trying would mess with the curse.

Wow, I thought I was the only one stuck in there.