Let's make a peptide that messes with blood markers for only one day so you can inject it, see the doctor, and get approved for insurance-covered GLP meds by showing as diabetic.
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Summary
How can someone temporarily alter bloodwork to qualify for insurance-covered GLP medications?
The thread explores ways to spike markers like A1C or reduce insulin sensitivity for a single day to appear diabetic and access approved GLP drugs. Suggestions include a custom peptide, high-dose HGH, or eating a doughnut before testing, with some noting HGH and reta can be combined without ruining labs. One participant doubts the doughnut trick works based on personal experience.
What this discussion establishes- Custom peptide proposed to disrupt bloodwork briefly then allow qualification for GLPs
- High-dose HGH suggested as a way to lower insulin sensitivity
- Eating a doughnut before fasted bloodwork offered as a simple alternative
- Reta and HGH described as having synergistic effects that keep labs clean
- Stop GLP-1 use temporarily if trying to fake diabetic markers
Whether eating a doughnut before fasted bloodwork would actually raise the needed markers
Still openWhether any of the proposed methods would reliably produce the desired bloodwork changes
Nothing here is advice.
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↳ replying to @NorthThistle87 (opening post)
Something that works against reta and drives A1C way up. Or another compound to tank testosterone levels, call them Norreta and testostergone.
Just eat a doughnut right before your fasted bloodwork.
↳ replying to @NorthThistle87 (opening post)
High dose hgh
↳ replying to @PatientBramble85
I run 5.5ius and also take Reta yet my labs come back fine.
↳ replying to @GreyBramble22
I don't think that would work, don't ask me how I know.
↳ replying to @BrightCompass57
Same here, they seem to work well together and Reta cancels out most downsides from the hgh. Still, high dose hgh alone can lower insulin sensitivity enough for a test if you want to look diabetic, and obviously pause any glp1 during that time.
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